Hazard jokes
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
I fell down yesterday.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.