Hay jokes
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Hey guys, it's an alien!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
