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Middle earth

1 year ago
A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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    Cow

    8 years ago

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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    • Unicorn

    6 years ago

    If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?

    Haaaaaaay!

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    • Scarecrow

    6 years ago

    A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.

    But hay! It's in my jeans!

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