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Dad

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So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Orphan

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Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Finger

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When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

Rape

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Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

Pedophile

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Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

Doctor

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My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

WiFi

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Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Wood

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."