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Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why is Texas the worst state ever?

They only have one star.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because they finally have a home.

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

I have no father. Like if you relate.