Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Hate Jokes
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
