Hate jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.