Hardware

Hardware Jokes

Cheese

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

Ladder

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

PC

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Orphan

Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?

The motherboard was nowhere to be found.

Orphan

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Man

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Computer

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

American

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.