Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
