Hardware jokes

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

2 people bought plants.

3 people bought shovels.

1 person yelled.

3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

I wanna ram your PCIe slot.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts 'n bolts!

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.