Hang jokes
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.