If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist itās knob
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
I can't handle these puns....
But I can HAND YOU some puns
budum tisss
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.š„
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
