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If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"

Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

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So I'm to lazy a bible basher to get mine out. So not quoting but jokes aside. The bible does not say that. It does say man is a slave to the evil one. That dick loves to distort the truth as he is "the lier" one of his titles. Walking with jesus, we get crushed but not destroyed is more acurate. Ranting but its a lie, powerful and deadly an we lap it up and othere human wisdom like blind retarads. Would not be Christian of me not to end with. If depressed/ need a doctor Jesus is the way.

@Peter It's pretty hard to help from someone who never shows it self talks nor ever make it's presence known any way