What’s the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can’t bird your cock in a jam
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."
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Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
What’s green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
What did Jim say to Jeff?
“I killed your ham.”
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner