Haha jokes
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Haha, boob!
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Haha, balls hahaha!
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Haha joke haha!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.