Gun shot jokes

My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."

I said, "You wanna bet?"

Bam, a gunshot!

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."