Gun Control jokes

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

What are American schools?

Shooting ranges.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

Guns control.