Gun Control jokes

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

Guns control.

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.