Gun Control

Gun Control jokes

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

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