New Gun Control Jokes

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

What are American Schools

Shooting ranges

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

Guns control

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".