Gun Control jokes

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

Gun control...

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.