GUI jokes

I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”

Did you laugh?

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

Gay guy?

Poo poo packed, lol.

What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.

I wish you guys all died.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

Why do kids want to become cops?

They want to find the guy who touched them.

Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?

Matt.

Guys to wind the clock up?

What do you call a gay guy on fire?

LGBBQ

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨