Grief jokes
Technoblade
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.