Grave jokes

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》

"Nun" kills the two guys.

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Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?

"Rust in peace."

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing.

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.