Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
Dad: your`e adopted Son: where are my real parents? Dad: >:D they are ded now come to the`re grave and sleep there
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. ππ
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.
So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : γDo You Wanna Play A Game On ? γ , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : γ What did you just said to your friend ? γ , the guy answers : γ A game on , why ? γ
"Nun" kills the two guys .
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Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isnβt for everybody
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
What dose it say on Stephen Hawkins grave rust in peace
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
