Goomba jokes

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"