
Goody jokes
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" After that he joined the Army and learned to say, "Yes sir!" After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: "Who killed the man?" Foreign man: "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" Policeman: "Did you kill the man?" Foreign man: "Yes sir!" Policeman: "What did you use to kill him?" Foreign man: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" Policeman: "You're under arrest." Foreign man: "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
oh goody
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
gay fish.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
