Godzilla jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."