What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.