What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
What's the difference between Jesus and A Gay Person.
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes I know God created the rainbow not jesus)
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
