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Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.