if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
Why did Germany win World war two? Wait- thats not right... um... excuse me while i look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
why did England beat Germany in world war two scissors beats paper
Germany is
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
Ajous
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
Hitler
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
all germs all from GERMany
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
