What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
In America you have Pop Tarts we in Germany here have Toastbrot
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
