Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Hell's Phone Plan
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The joke plays on the idea that hell is a physical place with phone service, and that calls within the same place are local and therefore free. It's funny because it's unexpected to apply local call logic to hell and also uses stereotypes of international phone charges.
Monsieur Fer
The irony of a German telling others their people are in Hell
Scarlet Witch
Lol with the Afghanistan one, tf with the German, and with the American... HE DESERVES IT BURN IN FUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING HELL!!!
GG2005
ooh. I felt that joke... XD
Anonymous
Good joke
Anonymous
Oh
Al Qaeda premium member
The afghani one hit a little too close to home 😂
Sussybaka
Don't get it
Anonymous
Should be the other way around. - the American making a local call.
Anonymous
so messed up and funny
Anonymous
because Americans have made the Afganistan hell and they should rot and burn in hell instead of anyone on the planet.