Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Geology rocks!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
