Geology jokes

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

Geology rocks!

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.