Genre jokes

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

What song genre do the national anthems fit into?

Country.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.