Genitalia jokes

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.