Genesis jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
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