Genesis jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
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GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more
GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more