Genesis jokes

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...