Gay Men jokes

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D