POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
What time is it when you smell garbage 🗑? Time to run 🏃
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage
What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
most of the jokes are t r a s h
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
so three retards walk in too a class room... Sike it was the garbage They mistaked it for there class room.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
