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yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church

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Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scale to weigh herself it said “I need you weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.