Gaming jokes
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.