Gaming jokes
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Memes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"