Gaming jokes
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.