Gaming jokes

Emo

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Game

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

Depression

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

Perk

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Shooter

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

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  • Emo

    What's an emo's favorite game?

    Limbo.

    (If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

    Game

    Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

    A: Musical chairs.

    Life

    My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

    I always hit on 16, then get busted.

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  • Sex worker

    A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”

    Cancer

    Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

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  • Hangman

    What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

    Hangman.