Gaming jokes
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
"Among Us" tea water.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Games
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
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Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.