Gaming jokes

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

"Among Us" tea water.

Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

Gaming, uh?

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

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MISSING!!

MISSING!!

Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Last found - Practicing tap ins.

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

Might be dangerous towards good players.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

Games

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.