Gaming jokes
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Memes
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.