Gaming jokes

Game

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

Candy

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Move

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

Stone

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

Hacker

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Orphan

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Sex

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

Hangman

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

Lie

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

“Let me start,” says the son.

“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

“Your right!” He replies.

“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

Orphan

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.