Gaming jokes
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
when the sus.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Fortnite
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"