Gaming jokes
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Memes
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I am Mario's brother.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.