Gaming jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

People

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Orphan

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Game

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Nut

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Game

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Dad

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.