Gaming jokes
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
I am Mario's brother.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.