Gaming jokes
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Memes
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.