Gaming jokes
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!