Gaming jokes

The biggest legend is Technoblade.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/