Gaming jokes
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Memes
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.