Gaming jokes
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"