Gaming jokes

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

What's a prisoner's favorite game?

Hangman!

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.