Gaming jokes
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!