Gaming jokes
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.