Game jokes
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Pokemon
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.