Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Time for a Terraria joke
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)
A Rainbow.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
I love playing games with my family
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
I’m so glad I have a mom
