Game jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.