If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
yo mamma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
